Santa Clara CA - Stating that "honesty is the best policy," a Silicon Valley private equity firm admitted Monday that it had spent 8 billion dollars buying the wrong high tech company.

Phoenix, AZ - In the blink of an eye, an otherwise uneventful morning turned into an accident scene Friday at the downtown regional offices of Peabody & Kent.

International Space Station - Famed American astronaut, Dale Nevada, created a stir this week with comments made from his perch 220 miles above the Earth.

Folsom, CA - A flurry of complaints from friends, neighbors, family members, employees and coffee house patrons were leveled against Quagga co-founder Scott Knorp after the 44 year old corporate titan spent the weekend contemplating his legacy in the telecom industry.

Southfield, Michigan - Three Michigan teens led by unemployed lube technician Denny "Superman" Russell have unwittingly unearthed what experts are calling "a pre-IP phone system."